Tragedy nearly unfolds at 500th Dollywood celebration when Sheikh Ken Little, accused of conspiracy to murder the beloved Dolly Parton, was detained and jailed by the authority of a group of adventurers. People familiar with the facility say the plotting royal is being held in the maximum security wing of the jail. Local lawmakers, like Assemblyman Reagan Ronald McDonald, have heard the story, report being alarmed that the sheikh’s rights seem to have been violated, and condemn the imprisonment. Detractors such as Ambassador Piglet say they heard the sheikh was armed with dangerous contraband and applauded the quick action. Assemblyman McDonald wants proof of dangerous contraband immediately and demands the sheikh be released immediately on his own recognizance. Jailhouse administrators refused to comment.
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Dolly Headlines 500th Annual Festival
Many people from around the world have come to the Dolly Woods in The Volumes to celebrate the 500th anniversary of Dollywood, a special festival thrown by the patron of the forest. These attendees hail from all over Fable and sometimes some who claim to be from Beyond. The 500th Dollywood is going to be a time to remember.