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  • Violet Wizard Presumed Dead Later Found To Be In Her Hat— Are At-Large Adventurers Going Too Far?

    Violet Wizard Presumed Dead Later Found To Be In Her Hat— Are At-Large Adventurers Going Too Far?

    Elderberry Biscuit was attacked and allegedly killed inside her cottage by an at-large adventuring party. The Gazetteer has learned that four adventurers ransacked the cozy cottage and bested who they believed to be the beloved protector of The Volumes. Fortunately, only an impostor was harmed. An anonymous source alleges the adventurers were looting the Wizard’s belongings when she fell out of her hat.

    This has prompted local fans of the Violet Wizard to ask local lawmakers to consider raising the barrier of entry for adventures. “This is not the first time such a call has been made” said Marcell Dareus, a local broker of magic items, continuing “I see it all the time. A noble family goes on vacation to the mountains for a few weeks, and next thing you know, every two bit party ransacks their home claiming it’s a long abandoned chateau.” “We need better accountability for these people.” he exclaimed.

    The Volumes Assembly declined to comment but is expected to hear public statements on adventurers and adventuring parties during their next town hall meeting, next Thursday at 6 pm.